Throughout history there have been mysterious spottings of the same man. Pink hair (reminiscent of the Naezerian Empire (hence the name of our theory, though we hope you know this already)), and, more recently (the late 80's) possibly blind. This, whether fortunately or unfortunately, does not seem to hinder him. Our aim is to figure out who and what, exactly, is this mysterious man.
Current Theories
- A Deity of War. . ? We would like to think ourselves. . . not so speculative. However, he is commonly mentioned to exit areas of slaughter, and being the only survivor. Unfortunately most witnesses of this are shellshocked, or else unwilling to admit that the supernatural exists.
- . . .A Demon. This means supremely dangerous. This would mean we advise to stay away from this being. This is not, however, conducive to our purposes. So, we say that if it is indeed something of a violent nature, we will suppose that it is simply the unfortunate result of magic, and that there must be a way to approach this being in a wise fashion.
- The third suggestion is that this man is a messenger from the godesses. This is equally unlikely, as, well, he is not necessarily. . . a role model.
Latest Sightings
- April 26th, 1986, Chernobyl; Walked in to "explore" and "search for survivors". Possible later sightings in Hyrule, but this was the most definite.
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